I like to check Craig's List on a daily basis for good deals on antique furniture and shit. The other day, I saw a listing for a Victorian couch -- for only $45!!! I pictured myself lounging bare-legged across the cool smoothness of the satin brocade fabric, admiring the hand-carved wooden legs, marveling at the immaculate piping around the perimeter of this fabulous 19th century gem.
I didn't picture myself with a mouth full of Fritos 'n bean dip, holding a Coors Light while watching the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yet that would be more-than appropriate given what the couch really looked like when the "teaser" was clicked and a photo revealed.
1980's-era La-Z-Boy. 1800's Victorian. It's all the same.... to this moron!
There's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks dude.
4 comments:
That bean dip sounded good...
what a lovely piece of furniture...
Are people really so dumb as to believe someone will buy that sofa as Victorian?
I think the couch would go well with the whole neo-nazi culture you are extablishing in you house. When are you moving to Montana? It will fit in perfectly in your Jetstream trailer.
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